Dracula Says...

Dracula at the pet store

"I need a bat-friendly cage, I’m Dracula"

Dracula filing taxes

"These deductions are a real pain in the neck, I’m Dracula"

Dracula at the beach

"No sunscreen needed, I’m Dracula"

Dracula at a karaoke night

"I’ll sink my teeth into this song, I’m Dracula"

Dracula in art class

"I prefer painting in red, I’m Dracula"

Dracula at the library

"Got any books on eternal life? I’m Dracula"

Dracula applying for a job "Hi I'm Dracula"

Dracula getting his car washed "I'm here about the car, I'm Dracula"

Dracula working in the Coal mine "my lungs are as dark as my soul", I’m Dracula”

Dracula playing the action game ConnectFour "pretty sneaky sis, Dracula lose again"

Dracula at cocktail party "Hi I'm Dracula"

Dracula hosting a vegan cooking show

"Today’s blood-free beet soup is a scream, I’m Dracula"

Dracula riding a unicycle in a clown parade

"Watch me juggle these garlic bulbs, I’m Dracula"

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Friends,

Dracula reminds you to stand clear of the closing Doors.

Elevator safety is everyone’s business.